The glorious chaos, its like a lullaby to me.. The pillars of this dynasty are crumbling and I couldn't be happier. The evil queen and her minions will be cast into the fire, and I'll be there roasting marshmallows by her funeral pyre. Can you hear the bell toll? Are you scared? Everyone will turn against you, like you turned against them. They will use the knives you plunged into their backs to cut you into pieces. The people you have persecuted and harassed will rise against your vi...

I just got finished reading thatoneguyinslc's recent article, and I've realized that he is totally right. I want to apologize for all the craziness that has ensued because of my article. This website should be about funny stories, poems, philosophical discussions, and things that make you feel better about life, not petty squabbles. It is getting like a Jerry Springer episode, and I threw the first chair. So from now on, I won't respond to people who are purposefully trying to anger me...

I've decided to get rid of this persona and the negative stigmata surrounding it. You will see me around still, so don't worry. Also for some reason I can't reply to other people's articles so I will start over. I promise to not be such an asshole. See you guys around under my new name... You'll know me when you see me... Bye..